My friend Emily has this thing about seeing our friend Carson as a fatty. Carson is pretty skinny and I can't see him getting fat any day soon. I also am not quite sure where the humor is in this, but just the thought of "Fat Carson" cracks Emily up. So one day I decided to draw some pictures of what my friends and I would look like if we weren't so good looking. Because my friends and I are all really really really good looking. But just in case we WEREN'T, well, I wanted to see what that would look like. I ended up only drawing a picture of "Fat Carson." Ok, I drew one of myself, too, but it didn't look horrifying enough. Without medical technology I would be scary: crazy teeth, lazy eye, crooked feet. The works. I'll rework it and see if I can draw a scarier picture. But in my mind, this is what "Fat Carson" looks like. Emily imagines him much fatter, but I don't want to scare myself that badly. "Fat Carson" is also missing some teeth. And of course "Fat Carson" is always shirtless.
Here's what Carson currently/really looks like, just in case you're wondering:
